The first pastor said: my problem is money, I do steal even from the church offerings please pray for me.
The second pastor said mine is women whenever I see any woman my desire will be to go bed with them in fact I have slept with most of the female members in my church.
Akpos gained admission into MIT to study Telecoms. There he became friends with an American and a Japanese. One day they were having tea together and trying to impress each other that there country is moving forward faster than others.
Suddenly the American started talking with someone; the Japanaese and Akpos were surprised who he was talking to, as there was no one else there other than the 3 of them.
The American said, Ohh! it is bluetooth in my ear and I had a call that I am replying. The Japanese and Akpos were impressed....
Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The Manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children.He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat and the Manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food.
Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy.
The 1st contractor was from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd Mr. Akpos was from Nigeria. They went with the White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape and did some measuring, worked out some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my workers and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring as well and declared, “I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my workers and $100 profit for me)".