Thursday, 01 August 2013 07:55

Let us make the Chinese do the job!

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I go_die_oThree contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House, where Barack Obama lives.

The 1st contractor was from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd Mr. Akpos was from Nigeria. They went with the White House official to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape and did some measuring, worked out some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my workers and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese does some measuring as well and declared, “I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my workers and $100 profit for me)".

Mr. Akpos did not even measure or figure out anything, but walked around the White House and whispered to the official- "$2,700." The official said, "You didn't even measure nor access anything how did you come up with such a high figure?" Mr. Akpos drew closer to the official and whispered to him "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."

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